So here’s what I’ve learned so far today. Fat Free non-dairy creamer is not only fat-free…it’s also enjoyment free. I’m about to add cinnamon rolls to the equation. I’ll bet that makes it a little bit better.

Happy Earth Day! I’m going to celebrate by spraying a product around my house that will hopefully kill thousands of little earth-dwelling creatures. No…not poison lollipops. Ant spray. Happy Earth Day, little ants.

Sorry if that last part seemed cruel, but when they’re crawling on your toe while you’re typing a blog post, sometimes you get a little cruel.

In addition to celebrating all the ways we could be (but are not) helping out our earth, it’s also Administrative Professionals Day on Wednesday. This is a day when we get to celebrate all the ways we could (but don’t) help out our Administrative Professionals. “Print this. File this. Mail this. Please stop talking to me…and stop breathing through your mouth.” I mean…”Happy Administrative Professionals Day!!!”

OFB will be celebrating AP Day by playing at the Gun Lake Casino on Wednesday night. If we had a secretary, we’d totally take her out to the casino for a fun night of watching her lose her paycheck at the slots, nickel by nickel. Man, that would be awesome. I’m going to go place the “help wanted” ad on Craigslist right now.

Have an out of favor week…